violent delights

2010-05-22T20:33:00.001+08:00

I know i could always be good

2010-04-11T14:21:00.002+08:00

ever since Yao Ming became NBA's tallest player people couldn't really call asians short anymore.
we could be like oh we're short? Ever heard of YAO MING?! Oh wait what's that on your forehead? Yao Ming's nuts!
HAHAHAHA Kevjumba's v farney barney!

I love you more than rainbows (R)

2010-03-21T02:42:00.005+08:00

Teehee :>

I hate homework of all sort. But for now, I hate bloody economics the most. Bloody demand and friggin' supply and their upwards downwards graph my perky ass. Hmph.

♥ rainy dayssssssssssss

2010-03-20T17:15:00.003+08:00

♥

I hate school and homework and I wish everyday was a March holiday :( I am lazy and slovenly and I want everyday to rain. I wish I had a starbucks cafe at home.
I can't wait for Tuesday!
I feel quite stupid using blogspot when everyone else is using tumblr and whatnot :/

violent delights

2010-03-18T01:55:00.004+08:00

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo as gay and as pathetic as this may sooooound. I never lasted like four months with anybody. Pathetic I knowwwwwwwwwwww but like :> guess what man!!
Today IS no wait YESTERDAY WAS my fourth month with my hunnybunny :> :> :>
HEE HEE.
SO, CELEBRATION!

SEE WHAT THIS FACELESS PERSON GOT ME!

JUST KIDDING, he cooked me lunch and dinner HAHA and I havent went to like shit yet so good job! Well done! :D my cookies look nice right :D LUCINDA HELPED ME, :D
SO YAY! FOURTH MONTH! :D
anyhoo, Marilyn is like weirddddddddddddddd.
She said, and I QUOTE:

12:31:18 AM	MARILYNT ♥	sharon.	CAUSE NOW __ SLEEPING SIOLL CANNOT ASK.
12:33:44 AM	sharon.	MARILYNT ♥	OKAY :D
12:33:46 AM	sharon.	MARILYNT ♥	WAH HE PIG
12:34:31 AM	MARILYNT ♥	sharon.	HAHHAHAHAHHA
12:34:37 AM	MARILYNT ♥	sharon.	MY CUTE PIG :D
12:34:39 AM	MARILYNT ♥	sharon.	(L)
12:34:55 AM	MARILYNT ♥	sharon.	OHMYGOSHHH JOKE.

obviously pj changed her HAHAH. Obviously this is not the Marilyn I know and hate HAHAHA. But I guess like when you're single you think couples are weirdly disgusting but you guys don't understand man.
AND I GOT NEW LAPTOP. I DONT WANT SAY THE BRAND LATER TEO(HAHAHAHA)LAUGHED AT :(

AND AND ZHENLIANG IS FACELESS BECAUSE HE JUST CUT HIS HAIR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
LOVE YOU :D :D :D X INFINITY^INFINTY(INFINITY)

2010-02-25T00:25:00.002+08:00

I don't want to like go to bed but I have to cause school's such a bitchhhh and my hunnybunny(HAHAHA) has yet to teach me bloody maths. :(
I HATE SCHOOL AND I HATE P.E MORE OHMYWORD I HAVE P.E TODAY P.E MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A LOSER MAN ALL MY FRIENDZ ALL SPORTY ONE :( I hate pe.
SO ANYHOOHOOHOO, I TOOK UP TENNIS HEEEHEE AND IT IS SO FUN FUN FUN I WANT PLAY IT EVERYDAY DAY DAY.

OKAY ME GONNA GO BATHE NOW AND TALK TO TAN ZHENLIANG ON THE PHONE :> :> :>
THAT FACE SO CUTE RIGHT :>

2010-02-06T20:14:00.010+08:00

IF MY HEART WAS A HOUSE YOU'D BE HOME ♥

violent delights

2010-01-31T02:43:00.002+08:00

SCHOOL SUCKS LIKE WELL I DON'T KNOW IT JUST SUCKS. BUT I MET XIU HAO SO I'M VERY HAPPY. HOHOHO, I DON'T WANT TO START STUDYING. I HAVE A LEVELS NEXT YEAR. DISGAEA IS VERY FUN CAUSE MY FLONNE LEVEL EIGHT ALREADY. IF YOU LAUGH AT ME I WILL EAT YOUR BALLS. BUT MY PSP NO BATTERY I VERY SAD.

I MISS HUIXIAN AND MARILYN VERY VERY VERY MUCH, I MISS LAUGHING TILL MY STOMACH HURTS. I MISS BEING CRUDE AND LAUGHING TILL I NEED TO SQUAT. I MISS MARILYN AND HUIXIAN. YOU ASSES.

It is my art, and it is an instinct

To remain convoluted and tormented.

2010-01-27T22:23:00.002+08:00

I am so devasted and torn that I have school tomorrow but somewhat excited. :/ I dont want to make new friends :( I shy :( LOL.

Ate sakae on tuesday, which I dont know.. I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL. I'm so sad school's starting :( I thoroughly enjoyed my holiday.

Boohoo.

I never want Wednesday to end.

:D

2010-01-26T01:52:00.003+08:00

Our smiley faces betray the horror we experienced this afternoon. Betray because if horror we should not be smiling right? LOL I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE. Anyways, we went to eat dim sum buffet today and despite being filled to my gullet stupid over here went to order like 6 more dishes -.- and so we resort to hiding the dim sums in different places like the tea pot and wrapping them up in tissue and flushing them down the toilet bowl. We'd didn't think we'd made it out of there alive, but we did. Ohmyword imagine them opening up the tea pot HAHAHA OHMYWORD WE VERY DESPERATE RIGHT HAHAHAHA UP TILL NOW I STILL THINK WE VERY FUNNY HAHAHAHA OKAY.

:D we going to eat sakae buffet tomorrow :D finally!

Cinnamon

2010-01-24T00:31:00.003+08:00

'Tis fella over heres my bro

I think Hongkong dramas are nice man, especially those set back in time during the forbidden city and shit. And their hooker places or ktv lounges have chio names like Rouge Pavillion. HAHA.

I wasted my day today reading katekyo hitman reborn! I don't know how to spell katekyo and I am lazy to look it up but it's OHMYWORD SUPER NICE. I know I abit slow. K nevermind this is boring shit. I think yamamoto is very very very very very cute though ohmywordddddddddd :D and tsuna vey cool siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

BUT highlight of the day issssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

MY BRO BOUGHT ME A BOOK WAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am JUBILANT! Jubilant's such a pretty word. I have the uber expensive The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest and I am eggcited to read it but then again I don't want to read it cause when I finish it I'll be so sad :(

LOL K HAHAHA I AM SO CUTE I AM THRILLED TO BE ABLE TO BUY NEW STUFF FOR SCHOOL BUT I DON'T EVER WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL I DON'T WANNA TAKE A LEVELS.

MAHJONG

2010-01-17T00:28:00.005+08:00

HAHAHA this is aminah, she will sleep with your husband :D This is Beryl Hong, she will ask you the same questions five million times and show you her tiles :D

She think she very rich.I DON'T THINK MARILYN WON THIS ROUND HAHA!This is the less of two evils, hi zhenliang this is my expression everytime I text you HAHA.SHE SCARED BERYL AND MARILYN SEE HER TILES HAHAHLOOKTHIS IS HOW LINKYI PLAY MAHJONGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HI BERYL
SHE UNKNOWINGLY BUILD THIS WHICH IS VERY FUNNY BECAUSE MARILYN IS OPPOSITE HER HAHAHACLOSE UP! She spend every round building towers.

I think we quite cool siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. WE DON'T LOOK LIKE WE DIDN'T SLEEP THE WHOLE NIGHT RIGHT! We spend the whole night playing mahjoooong. COOL RIGHT. I feel like we just accomplished another milestone in our life. We played until 6 which was about the time Marilyn's sister and brother woke up for school (HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS SCHOOL? IS IT EDIBLE???) and then her mummy brought us to the bus stop outside nanyang girls and we tookk bus to queensway. Nanyang girls is sibeh nice man, I envy Marilyn's sister cause she don't need to take no O's and her school is friggin' pretty. Got clock tower okay! And stupid E-K-YEA (HAHAHAHA GUESS! GUESS!) opens at 10 am and it was like seven so we went to eat hawker foooood. And thus comes the end of our uhhhhhhhhhhh thing. LOL.

AND TODAY!

I went out with zhenliang and I played pokemon plantinum on his no money gameboy advance HAHAHA and ate subway for dinner. I am still very full. Honeydew milktea is cottoncandy in a plastic cup, my favourite drink forever. I had a lot of fun today :D hee hee hee hee hee hee we laughed all the way from tiong bahru to zion road :D yes I am boasting!

~ ZhenLiang ~ says:
HAHAHAH
I FINDING WHICH POKEMON TO CATCH

sharon. says:
-.-
~ ZhenLiang ~ says:
CATCH THE GIBLE
AND I WANT CATCH THE BIRD POKEMON
THE FIRST BIRD POKEMON
THE BIRD ONE
I SAY LOOK LIKE SHIT ONE
CATCH THAT ONE
sharon. says:
thats not gible!
~ ZhenLiang ~ says:
I KNOW
THATS STARLY
CATCH STARLY ALSO
:D

hi addict,

IT'S SEVENTEEN ALREADY!

the girl with the dragon tattoo

2010-01-10T03:40:00.005+08:00

LOOK WHAT I FOUND

HAHAHA :D

ACT COOL SHIT

SO COOL RIGHT, HE PIGGYBACK-ED ME :D BUT HE ALMOST DIED. MA DE.

hi why you look so young here

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA THIS PHOTO LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN NOW,

IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.

yeah you can see my braNO PRIZES FOR GUESSING WHO WROTE THIS. MARILYN TEO :@ YUAN LAI NI YE YOU PLAN DE!

I STILL REMEMBER THAT IT WAS TAKEN AND WRITTEN IN PHYSICS CLASS, NOT IN THAT ORDER OBVIOUSLY. AND I SAW KENNETH TAY AND BEN TAN AND JIA HUI TODAY :D YOU HEARD THAT HUIXIAN! I SAW KENNETH TAY :D I LIKE TO DIG THROUGH OLD PHOTOS HAHAHAHA YOU CAN LAUGH AT MY ONCE PATHETICALLY SHORT HAIR :D it was valentines'.

the girl who played with fire

2010-01-10T01:56:00.007+08:00

Marilyn very cool right! But Beryl's mother was the one who got it opened in the end HAHA.HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS IS VERY VERY FUNNY!HI OBVIOUSLY I LOSE LIKE CRAZYHAHAHAHA BERYL IS A GHOST

Steamboat at Beryl's house on Fridaaaaaay. I LIKE OUR GROUP PHOTO :D it's been forever since we were together and Friday was pure unadulterated fun. HAHA, I have nothing to write.

HI AH BEE :D

GUESS WHOSE BACK.

2009-11-17T23:44:00.005+08:00

FUN FUN FUN

I'M HAVING FUN HAHAHAHAHAHA

HI O'S ARE OVERRRRRRRRRRRR, LIKE FRIGGIN' FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME. BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY FEEL VERY SIGNIFICANT. LIKE BEFORE O'S I'M LIKE PEEING IN MY SKIRT, BRIMING WITH EXCITEMENT ABOUT ALL THE SHIT I'M GONNA DO AFTER O'S AND NOW IT'S AFTER O'S AND I'M NOT REALLY PEEING IN MY SKIRT ANYMORE. LIKE ALL THE EXCITEMENT FIZZED OUT.

DARN.

K WHATEVER I'M GOING OUT TOMORROW AND I'M EXCITED CAUSE I'M GOING TO SLEEP OVER IN LUCINDA'S UBER GORGEOUS HOUSE AND I'M SO JEALOUS OF HER K SHE'S FRIGGIN' PROBABLY THE LUCKIEST SHIT ALIVE NEXT TO TORRES' WIFE.

K SO MANY PEOPLE TO BE JEALOUS OF, SO FREAKING LITTLE TIME.

AND HI MARILYN TEO YOU HAVE THE SAME BLOG SKIN AS THE GIRL WHO REALLY NEEDS TO CUT OFF HER FACE BEFORE SHE BLINDS THE WHOLE WORLD. GUESS WHO.

AND SOMEONE SAID I'M REALLY PRETTY :D :D :D HEEHEE! BUT HUIXIAN SAID THAT HER HOBBY IS LYING. HUIXIAN'S JUST JEALOUS :D

ANYHOO, I THINK I'M GOING TO PULL AN ALL NIGHTER WATCHNG RUBY GLOOM HAHAHHA I MISSED FIVE MILLION EPISODES ALREADY AND I NEED TO CATCH UP WITH MY LELE :D <33

I THINK LIFE'S GOING ALONG VERY NICELY NOW.

A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides

Or a fortune for your disaster.

2009-10-18T02:09:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAH

16 ♥

2009-10-18T01:50:00.005+08:00

I WAS REALLY SAD CAUSE IT'S LIKE 18TH ALREADY :(

BUT I THEN SAW THIS :D TEEHEE

yes I am gay hahaha but his really really cute :D

THANK YOU EVERYBODY WHO WISHED ME HEEHEE LOVE Y'ALL LOTZXZLOTXZXZ

AND THANK YOU ZL AND N FOR COMING OVERRRRRRRRRR I'M SO GLAD Y'ALL DIDN'T GET RAPED I'M REALLY TRULY UTTERLY TOUCHED :D KKKK!

AND H, M, B, HS, JUJU AND LELE OH LELE I'M SO GLAD YOU CALLED HAHAHAHAH!

And I finally saw X-man! The wolverine one. Guess which character died first :D guess which character's the least handsome one too HAHAHA!

2009-10-15T23:02:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARILYN TEO!! :D

HEY YOU! HAHAHA I KNOW YOU DIDN'T ENJOY TODAY EVEN THOUGH IT'S LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD. BUT TODAY IS A GOOD DAY! IT'S THE DAY YOU WERE BORN :D

YOU'RE LIKE THE BEST FRIEND SOMEONE COULD EVER HAVE, YOU CRY WHEN I CRY AND I ALWAYS ANNOY YOU BUT I KNOW YOU STILL LOVE ME(DON'T LIE YOU DO)AND YOU'LL STILL TRY TO CHEER ME UP EVEN WHEN I'M CONSTANTLY WHINING AND BEING DEPRESSED OVER THE SAME OLD THING.SO I CONCLUDE THAT YOU'RE EITHER MAD OR YOU LOVE ME VERY MUCH. I THINK IT'S THE LATTER :D I KNOW IT IS!

SO I GUESS THIS MEANS THAT YOU REALLY ROCK :D AFTER EVERYTHING, YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST MAGNANIMOUS(GO CHECK DICTIONARY :D)PERSON I KNOW AND DESPITE YOUR CHEAPO-NESS, YOU HAVE A BIG BIG HEART :D & ear :D :D :D

SO ENJOY BEING OLDER THEN US FOR AWHILE :D

WE'LL ALL GO OUT AFTER O'S AND HAVE SOME FUN ;D ;D ;D
(you know what I mean)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY ICING COATED STRAWBERRY HONEY BUNNY SUGAR SYRUPY SNOOKUMS :D

(you do know that after today I don't really mean what I say anymore right?)

HAHAHAHA NO LA LOVE YOU TO THE CORE! :D

2009-10-14T22:58:00.005+08:00

HI IF YOU EVER WANT TO QUIT STUDYING FOR O'S!

You: "I donch wannaz studyz ferr O'z animorez"
Ruby: "What?! And give up? Neverrrrrr."
Misery: YEAH. Did Ivan the Terrible ever give up being terrible? Huh?!"

Ohmyword she's so cute k she's me! Me me me me me!

Misery doesn't mean to be a walking disaster area. Her mishaps are usually a combination of clumsiness and extraordinary bad luck. Evidently, these traits run in her family, as Misery has had relatives who have been present at every single major disaster in recorded history. Fortunately, her friends are all kindhearted enough to take this in stride. Misery spends most of the time in a state of detached apathy and with ever-present trails of tears running from her eyes.

Sorry I'm obssessed.

THANKS AMANDA AND SIYING AND ZIYAN :D HEEHEE HAHAHA

IF I MANAGE TO SEDUCE CUTE GUYS I'LL BUY Y'ALL LUNCH KKK.

AND THE BOOKMARK IS CUTE TTM OHMYWORD THANKS :D

Ruby Gloom <33333333

2009-10-14T21:39:00.007+08:00

HI my O's are at Town inching closer and closer to me everyday. Hahaha is that an apt description? HAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER.

How how how, I can't wait till after O's BUT I WANT MORE FREAKING TIME. Ahhhh.

You know some people are just no fun. Now I have nothing exciting happening in my life. Wanna bet whether I can pass O level physics? HAHAHA.

ANYWAYS, I have a new favourite cartoon show ohmyword it's so cute kkk call me Misery from now on please. Sharon is no more!

This is probably like the freaking best cartoon ever, besides teen titans. :D They have the nicest songs ever and Misery is so cute with her constant tear tracks ohmyword I love this cartoon like mad it rocks k.

2009-10-11T01:18:00.004+08:00

ohmyword ohmyword ohmyword I am going to break her tiny little heart go make a big fuss I don't care tmd I live for little girl tantrums. Watch me.

LAUGH WITH ME LEELEE

2009-10-11T00:36:00.005+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope they all die a wonder and terrible death, especially dumpy hahahahha she really is dumpy and inane and I didn't know everyone loved her as much as I do! Ooooooo HAHAHAHA I am so happy!

Okay I just saw something which tore my insides. Nevermind, they'll get her too. But they both probably have no ballz so maybe they won't die. Darn.

HAHAHA LOVE IT THAT MARILYN'S SUCH A STALKER LOVE IT TTM. But she exposed something she shouldn't have to someone :O how could you M! Aahhhhh I miss _ :/ teehee.

I am fat.
Really :( I am really growing fat, I can't wait for tennis lessons after O's. I'll be skinny and well she'll always be in that fatsuit of hers. I wonder which one's more appealing, the fact that she's fat or the fact that she's fat? OR maybe it's the fact that her face looks like it was ran over by a truck. Yeap it's probably cause she's fat. There's more of her for you to rape.

ANYWAYS,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S REALLY VERY FUNNY MANZ!

AND I HATE O LEVELS! AND MY COUSIN IS SO HILARIOUS I AM ASHAMED I NEVER KNEW HE WAS SO CUTE.

I'M GOING TO GO STUDY NOW CAUSE ME IS MUGGER KKKKKK.

TEEHEE

2009-09-30T23:41:00.010+08:00

HI PRELIMS ENDED TODAY

I LIKE

Beryl's brother saw her and said that she looks like ali baba hahahahah!

So anyway we promised each other that after today we'd be hardcore muggerzxss hahaha!

Ohmyword today was really fun k and really bloody cause like all four of us got injured, except for Tan Huixian who didn't swim cause she doesn't know how to.

It's really cool in a masochistic kind of way cause at first it was Marilyn, then Hui Shan, then Beryl. And Huixian was all whens your turn! And i scraped my elbow so it's pretty freaky actually and I've got pictures to prove it but I think their really gross hahaha!

We helped Beryl's severely unused pool serve it's purpose!

And I realised that Huishan is actually very cool cause she can really play the guitar and Marilyn is the incarnate of Marilyn Monroe like she really truly is hahahaha but she say I can't pose her peektuuures on :( but she'll make your nose bleed HAHA! And Marilyn was born to be a mother, she and Beryl cooked lunch for us today and we finally had lunch together as one bigass family HAHAHA it was tres exciting! :D

kk, I'm going to get back my chem paper tomorrow :/

and I'm very angry HAHAHA I was actually very happy but I saw something tamade.

FIOFHAIOHGIOAHIOHIOHFOGA okay actually today is a sad day cause I heard sad news and I am very pissed fjaiopfiohiofahiofhaiofahoa I want to stab her fatsuit so that she will explode and we no longer will have an oil shortage. And she will be deflated and flat cause she doesn't have a jawline so she should just eat herself la tamade. She should just stick to humping fungi.

If my heart was a house you'd be home

2009-09-20T21:55:00.004+08:00

So I may as well ditch my dismay
Bombs away, bombs away

kk I'm really gone this time hahaha, HI HONG SAO WO HAO XIANG NI WORH!

PUI!

HAHAHAHA MEI YOU LA, AI SI NI LE(if you puke when you see this you die)
eeehhh walk with me lehhhhh :D you will become as skinny as me and I will become skinnier and when you stand beside your husband(not mine :@) he will look like E(please tell me you know who this is) okkkk? YAY :D

I think a bloody nose looks great on you!

2009-09-20T21:25:00.005+08:00

Hi I am a mugger with a severely dusty blog.

It's not dead. I don't get why people call their blogs dead why dead? Just cause they don't use it anymore so it died? :O

FUNERAL!

So anywayz. I am going to go mug soon LOL.

I am so out of touch I don't know what to write.

Oh, wait. L i know you're like pissed with me cause S came to ask me if you talked to me and I said no so I think you are pissed with me. Okay you most probably are but don't be pissed k, next time if you want you can stand me up. Tit for tat.

Heehee tit.

O levels. Ohmyword, byebye.

You think me rude, but I would just stand and stare.

2009-09-05T01:00:00.002+08:00

Julian says:
erm
what do you know
Hahha
oh well
one man's gain is another man's poison
thank god
I pity the next guy who dates ____y
thank god it's ______y

Ohmyword I just realise both their names end with y. :O :O :O :(
Oh well! I guess it was just meant to be.
I'm pretty bloody selfless don't you think, I sacrificed for you guys. Not like I had much of a choice though. But still!!
Hahaha if you look at it this way, you boys should all bow down to my selflessness. But don't get down on your knees, I was placed here to save the world from ugliness, sore eyes and wrong choices.

We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -Oscar Wilde

ten million fireflies

2009-09-03T21:58:00.003+08:00

To ten million fireflies
I'm weird cuz I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell

Cuz they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You think me rude, but I would just stand and stare

If I had my way you'd be well, dead.

2009-09-02T17:59:00.000+08:00

I can't believe I'm going to take my O's friggin' shittin' O's soon can you believe it I can't but I know I will soon and aaahhhhhhh freaks out oh noooooes how I don't like it that I lost to uglyfugly but better than losing to a prettypretty hahahaha ohmyword I'm very happy that I lost to uglyfugly actually hohoho I win prettypretty and notsopretty then! YAY CHAMPION!
Detention today with Marilyn Teo THANKS TEO HAHAHAHAH MUCH LOVES!
I reconnected with my livingstone buddyyyyyyy hahahaha and he ask me what happened to me and that guy and I was like like that lor hahahaha I can't believe he still remember so cool and Marilyn is gay gay gay she says that WQ is the only person who makes her feel good about herself so sweet right heehee and Marilyn made new fwenxz!
I'm sad but but but hee hee I saw H today I forgot how cute he looks.
I have a date with mr physics, I gtg!

I want to live in NY!

2009-08-30T00:05:00.002+08:00

I can't upload anymore photos cause bloggers shitty. I never study today y'knoooowww :( die die die :(

Today's mummy's birthday! And for her I got up at some ungodly hour to go to hort park to walk the bridge. AND I SAW MONKEY SEX! HAHAHA, it was so obscene like the male grabbed the female by the tail and paused for like five seconds before proceeding to hump her in fron of everyone. Ohmyword hahahahahahaha!

K, I might go study laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I am enarmoured with Boys Over Flowers, I hate it when they just suddenly stop the show and the advertisment for the next episode leaves you in such suspense you might just die. Then I will hurriedly on my lousy shitface of a computer and go to youtube and watch the next episode and lose interest in it 3 parts of an episode later. I have no patience for youtube, however this time I shall preservere!

Okay I am so lamezxzxz, I am going to continue to watch my Boys Over Flowers. And I am very sad that liverpool lost, yet again. However I shall be sanguine about it and hope for the best. I SHALL PRAY HAHAHAH!

Three depraved girls pointed to me at the the bus one day while I was conferencing with Huixian and Marilyn on da phone. What they are talking about is probably specious but they do not know. Irritants. The computer makes me feel sad :( I don't like using it anymore but I just have to know what happens to Geum Jan Di and Ju Jun Biao even though they still end up together like two chaoyang lovers.

I WILL STUDY TOMORROWWWWWWWWWW, TOMORROWWWWWWWW, I LOVE YAAAA, TOMORROOWWWW, YOU'RE ONLYYYY A DAYYYYYYYY AWAAAAAYYYY!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Because.

2009-08-23T01:39:00.002+08:00

Y'know if everyone looked like that when they smoked, we'd all have bronchitis.

2009-08-22T22:17:00.001+08:00

'Cause we're one and the same

We're anything but ordinary

One and the same

I think we're almost lengendary

You and me the perfect team

Shaking up the scene

We're one and the same

HI, I LOVE YOU TTM WE GO RJC TOGETHER K HAHAHAHAHAHA WE'LL SHOW 'EM!

coco chanel

2009-08-22T21:26:00.003+08:00

Hello, I finally ripped them off and now my ipod is bejeweled-less already.
I STUDIED TODAY, and I am very slow :( shit man. I spend 2 hours studying turning effects of forces. Shit shit shit.

I think ju junbiao is very cute,
anywayz.
Yesterday I was at the bus stop aloneeeee. Hahaha, and this indian guy came and I think he wasa planning to rape me cause he kept insisting to send me home after I ohsonicely flagged a cab for him and when my bus came he looked quite pissed that I rejected his offer so as a future psychologist I deduced that he was planning to rape me. He smelt of beeerrr. :S
Ohmyword so gross uh.

K, I can see ec tomorrow can't wait can't wait!
You know the feeling you get when adrenalin rushes through your heart and a smile hides your face?

YOYOYOYO

2009-08-21T14:28:00.003+08:00

HIHIHIHIHI
HAHAHA I GOT B3 FOR CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAHAHAH THAT'S AS PRO AS I CAN GET K.
I'm gonna go study now and get A1 for physics.

I can't wait to seeeee Abbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, ohmyword I hate today. Today is my angry day. I decided to jue jiao with you already Xuanbin. And Marilyn. And Huixian. Y'all watch out.
Eh Marilyn I very sad leh next time got this kind of things don't tell me let me find out for myself hahahaha more ci ji!

K, sunday I can see Abby and EC :D hoho I can't wait.
And I got B3 for chinese y'know! B3!!

I need to feed my damn cravings

2009-08-16T23:41:00.002+08:00

OHMYWORD I wish I had a sugar daddy :( :( :(

rest well, my favourite words for the night :(

shit man, I have a bloody problem. But as a future psychologist I shall FIX(HAHAHAHAH I KNWO YOU'RE LAUGHING WEILONG)it myself because I'm pro like that.

And, fyi..

YOU'RE A CUNT CUNT CUNT!

HAHAHAHA SORRY I CAN'T STOP USING THIS WORD HAHAHA :D

JU'S COMING TMR HOHOHO! I HATE IT THAT EVERYTIME I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL SOME SHIT ASS EXCITING THING HAPPENS. :@ COCKS AND BALLS.

You have a sweaty fanny Marilyn! I KNOW THIS HANGMAN WORD THAT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS!!!!!!

I LOVE O LEVELS TTM!

2009-08-16T22:34:00.003+08:00

I need to feed my books obsession, everytime I walk past Harris or popular I have to suppress this huge urge to rush inside and just stand in front of the shelves and rub my hands with glee. I bought two new books yesterday :D hoho, I am very happy. AND I STUDIED TODAY! Hah, hah, hah. Liverpool's playingggggggggggg I want to seeeeeeeeeee but I don't have cocking cable. Bollocks. I hope Torres scores 448646468 goals.

You bloody bloody cunt, you evil twisted spawn of satan and george bush.

Hi marilyn you rock like a rock :D

2009-08-09T23:11:00.006+08:00

MARILYN says:
yeah.
experiences baby.
just like sex.
you wont get it right the first time what.

you must do it
again
and again
and again.
to get the perfect ______ tension you want.

I thank God for Marilyn and Abby, ohmyword much loves!! :D
Thankxzzzx Marilyn Teo, you rock so hard you make all the other rocks look like marshmellowz. K, a thousand hearts from me to you :D I love you like a fat kid loves cake :D

Having the one you love break up with you and say "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mother saying "You can still keep him."
HAHAHA I LIKE TO FIND THIS KIND OF FUNNY SHIT!

Just because.

2009-08-09T21:36:00.007+08:00

She looks like an over excited five year old girl, ohmyword Beryl I think this is like the cutest photo of you ever. EH YOU REALLY LOOK DAMN CUTE Y'KNOW. It's not you, it's my camera!

Totally random pictures taken in school left rotting in my phone, till I found a way to transfer them into my memory card :D hoho, stroke of genius k!

I SAW L TODAY HOHOHO and Abby's brother, it's his birthday today :D I don't think his very cute anymore :( but nevertheless still cute! And Happy National Day y'all!

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. says:
waiting 4 community shield
singapore idol sucks hahahaha

sharon. says:

whats community shield!

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. says:
football
man utd vs chelsea!

sharon. says:
choi
no ronaldo liao le whorzxz

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. says:
lol
soooo
we no need that gay hahahaha

HAHAHAHAH, lol okay I'm just shocked that he said that. I am SO happy that there's no school tmr, cause I haven't study for today. I really don't know what I'm going to do about my O levels, shit man. K, nevermind I'm going to study tomorrow SOOOOO I will do well :D HAHA,

hi Beryl your very overdue birthday present is coming soon :D K,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIWEN :D I'm fatter then you k, national day baby :D

I am, no was, at such a lost. I don't know why life does this to me y'know. It's so unfair, I know life's unfair, but it's just so unfair. But as they say, the truth will set you free. With his arms wrapped around me, my head on his chest listening to his heartbeat, fingers entwined, I feel so safe, so protected and loved that I never want this feeling to end. It's clear to me now though, I know it'll be hard, and it'll hurt like no other but I think this is something I need to do to.

2009-08-09T01:38:00.000+08:00

I want to sleep and wake up when it's over. You tool.

I'm falling apart, look what you're doing to me

2009-08-07T23:56:00.006+08:00

In 2005, Tatum met Jenna Dewan on the set of Step Up. They began dating shortly after filming had finished. The couple got engaged in early September 2008 in Maui, Hawaii. On Saturday, July 11, 2009, they were married on the grounds of Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu, California.

What the shit, what the shit WHAT THE FRIGGIN' SHIT?! WLAO HOW CAN HE MARRY SO FAST?!
I got this off Marilyn's blog hahaha!

AND X I'M SO TOUCHED THAT YOU REMEMEBERED ALL THE GUYS I GO GAGA FOR HAHAHAHAH! AND I'M VERY SAD NOW THAT ONE OF THEM IS MARRIED :( :( :( :( NO WAIT, THAT MAKES ALL THE GUYS THAT I LOVE ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT MARRIED. WHAT THE SHIT MAN :( WHAT IS THIS! OHMYWORD OHMYWORD I GO CUT MYSELF ALREADY BYE.

Now I can wait for all of them to have kids! YAY!

Ohmyword found photos!

Her dumbass wedding dress is damn damn damn damn freaking nice, shit man. Look at this photo! Ohmyword ohmyword they look so perfect how come I don't look so perfect in photos! And they look like their really crazy in love with each other, this type of photos hard to come by k! K I go search for Torres' wedding pictures and make myself cry.

I WANT TO WATCH PUBLIC ENEMIES LIKE CRAZY

2009-08-07T23:03:00.004+08:00

HI!

Sooooooo, our last sport's carnival! HAHAHA, can you believe it! Anywayz I'm so sad we didn't take a photo with Huishan :(
AND OUR CLASS WON THE CAPTAIN'S BALL COMPETITION AND HUIXIAN BEING THE CHEAPO SHE IS GOT A MEDAL JUST CUZ HER NAME WAS ON THE LIST!
UNFAIR CAN! SORRY HUIXIAN MUST EXPOSE YOU! HAHAHA!
But we won! Ohmyword they pro cannnnnnnnnnnnnnn, I very sad that all the exciting stuff happened when I didn't turn up for school. Not fair lor, every single freaking time I don't go to school sure got something exciting happen! :@ :@ :@
And no one can call us sore losers now cause we won :D HAHAHA OHMYWORD MAKES TOTAL FREAKING SENSE K. AND TODAY VERY JING CAI! The match between 4/1 and 4/2 is such a movie! Like everyone was cheering for 4/1, EH SOMEONE COME AND TELL ME EVERY SINGLE THING THAT FREAKING HAPPENED LEH, I WANT DETAILS! Everything's still abit blur, we got foul play meh! And then and then we were like the underdogs see? AND WE STILL WON! HAHAHA, the underdogs always win so maybe they should have like cheered for us instead and 4/1 would have won!

And UP is like ohmyword nice! HAHAHA, it's so heartwarming and sad and nice and funny and I want to watch it another 100 times! It's so cute la, I want to live in a world where stocks deliever babies and where everything is possible! Like say tieing a million balloons to your house so it can fly! How come he can stuff so many balloons up his chimmney one! Ohmyword I so want a chimmney! It's so christmasy can! I can like hang stockings on it during Christmas and sip hot cocoa while sitting by the fire. Ohmyword I want a chimmney made of red bricks!

K, and I had sushi for dinner so everything's fine and dandy I guess!
AND X DON'T LIKE B ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Not that I'm mad happy or anything.
Okay, I'm going to go mug soon :D hoho, k g'night!

You noob.

2009-08-04T22:24:00.004+08:00

Hello hello,
today was a good day cause I woke up at 1130 and actually did some work.

Okay, now look!
Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Hah, clueless.

I think she is mad pretty I like her a lot alot! Look at her eyes, they pwn ballz k.

2009-08-02T21:00:00.002+08:00

I WILL FREAKING START TO STUDY SHITTIN' HARD ALR K AND WOW Y'ALL, NOT LIKE I DON'T ALREADY BUT WOW Y'ALL MORE :D

AND I AM SO HAPPY J DON'T LIKE J ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHA.

KK STUDY!!!!
I asked my physics textbook to marry me, he said yes :D
and guess what I no money already :( damn August.
Eh Lucinda I very sad k you tell them you might be _________ with ___ when I was redrawing money then you never tell me. :@

K, today was okay actually hahahah I finally saw Gab after five million years and her hair is so long I am so jealous aaahhhhh. Service was super boring :( and I will weigh myself now.

HI I AM 44 HAHAHAHA.

chimerical. thats what you were.

2009-08-02T02:18:00.003+08:00

When I feel like I can't go on,
you tell me to go.

aromyne hree not yr'uoe but.

I know you'll figure it out Steven and expose me HAHA.
ANYWAYZ,
IM AT ABBY'S HOUSE WAHAHAHAHA k Abby makez me happy.
No one else was awesomezx. And I went shopping today hahaha I very happy but I need to save money cause August 1993 is like baby spam year I have to buy everybody presents and I owe people presents :( k nevermind giving is fulfilling too.

Chocolate collon sucks btw, but supermarket and 711 like chaoyang like that dont sell strawberry one. I think I really gained weight already y'know, I keep eating junk food. Shucks. I think I'm going to flunk O levels too.

Stella mella smella, if things turned out differently then maybe she wouldn't be sucha mystery :D

My amazing mouth that is better then D's, B!

2009-08-01T00:17:00.011+08:00

LOOK!

MY MOUTH IS DUCTILE AND MALLEABLE TOO (FILL IN APPROPRIATE NAME HERE) AND HUIXIAN!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

I DON'T NEED KEN'S HELP ANYMORE :D SEE HOW DUCTILE AND MALLEABLE MY MOUTH IS! :D HAHAH I AM DERANGED ALL MY UNGLAM PHOTOS ARE HERE :( but it doesn't matter-for now-cause it's 12 alr :(

HAPPY NEW MONTH (FILL IN APPROPRIATE NAME HERE) :( :( :(

Lucinda? *great big gigantic take-your-breathe-away hug*

sigh, ABBY ME WANT YOU SEE YOU NOW :(

Wanna try my nutz?

2009-07-31T23:17:00.006+08:00

I TRY Y'KNOW I REALLY DO BUT WHAT CAN I DO WHEN I SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HUH I TRY REALLY HARD Y'KNOW I REALLY DO BUT THEN :( :( :( LIFE'S A SLUT WHO GETS A THRILL OUT OF STABBING ME WHERE IT HURTS.
Sigh, wwfsmd?

, says:
yes!
tmr every min
every sec
you must think of last week this time what am i doing
ahhahahaha!

(L)sharon says:
SHIT
huh
why

, says:
so you will be sad that
he is not here anymore
hahahaha!

(L)sharon says:
really?

, says:
HUH
are we talking about the same damn thing

(L)sharon says:
no
HAHHAHAHHA
NO
HAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHA
OHMYWORD

She was talking about Torres and I was talking about

So anywayz, the bus ride home with Marilyn and Huixian is always almost the best part of everyday :D

S: You think this is your house ah.
M: Not only is this my house.. it is also my playroom *cue seductive grin

And this is her taking out her playtoys. Obviously she is mad and attention seeking HAHAHAHA.

AND THIS IS THE JOKE OF THE DAY K HAHAHAHA
Huixian tou pai them and then she keep laughing to herself hahaha and I think the man knew that Huixian took a photo of him but it is his fault for copying Marilyn HAHAHA.

AND AND AND, I SAW THE MOST HIALRIOUS THING TODAY. I saw this women wearing a shirt that said: If you don't believe in angels, wait till you hear me sing.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I almost died laughing I should have taken a picture but my phone sucks. Speaking of whichhhhh some shit scratched my phone and it's certainly not me :@ tmd.

Okay I am cheered up now, LOL. Show you something

(L)sharon says:
ugly people stead tgt
the second one can
you know why (fill in yourself) like her alr?
THEY ARE THE SAME
DUCTILE
AND MALLEABLE
MOUTH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

paint me a rainbow says:
she dont look very pretty eh!

(L)sharon says:
OHMYWORD
YES
SHE IS NOT

paint me a rainbow says:
HHAHAHHAHAA YES
MUST BE!

(L)sharon says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
OKAY SHIT
NOW I KNOW
must be my mouth not goodenough :(

paint me a rainbow says:
yeah:(

paint me a rainbow is obviosuly Huixian she send us a racial harmony message that I will tell y'all next time she think she farni. Anyways hahahaha ohmyword I am very happy now cause of the convo above and I really think that (fill in yourself) used to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, handsome :( why are you not now?

And I am extremely depressed and heartbrokened that I didn't get to catch Torres on sports@sg. Or at least I think that's what the show is called.
Sigh :( k, I shall gho check Home now to see if there's any news on him :D

Do you remember what day it is tomorrow!

You know I love Fernando Torres more then you do.

2009-07-31T14:51:00.000+08:00

I believe that you can do something in an instant that can cause you heartache for life.
So I really should start mugging mannnnnnnnn :( I dont want to go to some sucky plaaaace :(
So anywayz today is funny farni funny I shall post up pictures laterrrrr, I AM GOING SOMEWHERE TO STUDY AHAHAHAHAH cool shizz cross my fingers and hope that there'll be cute starbucks waiters there :D hoho, k I'm off to study and hopefully channel the mugger in me to help improve my chem chem chem.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

2009-07-27T18:45:00.004+08:00

Sigh, sigh, sigh.

Torres looks damn cute right :D and he looks so happy :D
I just watched the encore of the game and I fell asleep during the first half. I think no. 6 is really really cute and I think that Dirk Kuyt is a really good player! I have totally no idea who no. 6 is manzx :( but his really really cute.

Okay I gtg study already!

I ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Torres :D

Ineffable

2009-07-26T22:25:00.011+08:00

I think that the ten o'clock channel U magic show is too cool to be true, especially the you qian lao shi he very very very cool! Hahahah! K, ineffable yesterday's pictures!

LION KING!

SHOULD BE LAO HU HAHA I CANNOT SEE!

An american couple help us take, I like them they very friendly!

CHICKENHEAD

DONALD DUCK

HIPPO

K, those are the pictures we took with our friends

This fat bird is very farniMy camera sucks you see you see!Marilyn :DTHIS IS SO COOL HAHAHAI want to stay here one day it's so pretty! And they have cool automatic doors and their toilet very nice! This is possibly one fifth of the people who were there.

After Torres, after getting sunburns and tans and after my heart almost popped out of my chest casue Torres' face is heart popping, we studied at macs.

This is the kind of lifts Huixian likes, the full length glass window type! For Valentine's you can bring her ride up and down 100000 times :D

This is my favourite place in the whole wide world, besides Torres' bed :D

I want to like live in Clarke Quay when I grow up cause the houses there are pretty like crazy and the night atmosphere is really lively. And I'll be surrounded by americans everyday hahaha but the best part is I'll be where I first saw Torres' face to face :D HAHA! And it's so cool to live by the river anyway, just like in Venice! And the place is so crowded every night I wouldn't ever be raped. See, I think far far!

And I am quite sad cause Torres came out to play for thirty minutes and I regret my decision of no sneaking in :( but I wouldn't be able to see him clearly anyway. Right? Right. And I didn't watch the live telecast cause I went ion today! Topshop so big y'know :D I like! Was it even a live telecast? I don't know, nevermind tomorrow got encore I set alarm for it already :D once again I think far far hahaha!

And I am so cool I am so so so cool I chose a watch over a hundred buckaroos for shopping. Hahaha Lucinda please be shocked. Oh well oh well! The watch is very nice and my brother bought the addidas watch that everybody has, he has it in blue I shall kope from him one day.

K, the contenment hasn't faded yet, I am still very happy and I shall continue to be for the rest of my life. Yesterday was truly ineffable, I finally found a situation, besides myself, to use the word again :D But I am sad that I have to buy everybodys presents next month :( Boohoo. OH, AND I SAW L TODAY HAHAHAHA but it doesn't really matter cause when you see Torres' magnificance, everything else just pales in comparison. And Abby's brother doesn't know who Torres is I am shocked and appalled.

Should I buy the union jack dress :( I like union jack stuff man, but like I don't know :/ sigh.

AND WHO IS THIS GUY AND THE GUY WITH THE CARLSBERG SCARF OVER HIS NECK! I tried researching yesterday but to no avail. I didn't know liverpool has such good looking players, and I very sad I have no cable cause football seasons gonna start soon :(

Alright, I am very sad now cause Torres' is going to leave soon and I won't be able to breathe the same air as he is anymore :'( :'( :'( good things never last do they :( and all I can do now is to cross my fingers and look out for four leaf clovers while wishing that he'll come back again once more. But fgor now I shall go bathe myself in yesterdays memories HAHAHA, k just cause I hahaha doesn't mean I'm not sad k :( <- I am very extremely sad :(

Love like you don't know it

2009-07-25T22:27:00.016+08:00

Disclaimer: Blur pictures because I am psycho and selfish and I don't want to share with you my pictures of Torres.

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Today is the best day ever
I can't believe I was so stressed that I wouldn't get to see him hahaha!
throughout this 15 plus plus plus of my sad pathetic life, I have finally found peace, enlightenment and the key to lock up my internal pandora's box.
HAHAHA OHMYWORD OHMYFREAKINGFRIGGIN'WORD I FRIGGIN SAW TORRES TODAY OHMYWORD OHMYWORD OHMYWORD HAHAHAHAHA I DON'T NEED LOVE ANYMORE CAUSE I'VE FOUND ALL THE LOVE I NEED :D HAHAHAHA I AM NUTS BUT I SWEAR OHMYWORD HIS SO CUTE OHMYWORD OHMYWORD :D :D :D
and he waved to me k, YILE, HE DID. I was like a step away from the river and I waved my hands frantically in the air hahahaha and screamed his name and he waved :D HAHAHA, I swear man today's perfect. And I've not been so happy since who knows when since you know when I'm just so happy y'know! :D :D :D

And now I have sunburns and tan lines from my hair and from the straps of my shirt. Today was so hot and the bridge was like being on the beach y'know, I got tanner, me and Huixian both.

My ohsodarling Huixian who doesn't even like Torres but got up at some ridiculous time and waited with me for four hours. Huixian who sat on the bridge with me and got sunburns too, Huixian who spend the whole day with me, watching me smile to myself, letting me grip her when I couldn't contain my excitement, enduring my lack of directions when I walked around aimlessly because I didn't know where anywhere was although I've been to clarke quay only since I was five, squeezing through the massive crowds, running with me to let me catch a glimpse of Torres, not kicking me in the balls when I kept asking her to walk faster. Ohmyword I love you Tan Huixian, I can't believe you accompanied me even though you didn't give a shit about Torres, ohmyword you da manz k! :D YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR KEN DANCE THOUGH!

And my pictures of Torres aren't that great anywayz, but their still pictures of him and ohmyword he is so handsome. I swear I am so contended with life right now hahaha I know you think I am mad right now but seriously, my desperate psycological need is deeply satisfied. Even if I forgot to scream I LOVE YOU TORRES. HAHAHA, as Bryan said, too starstruck you see.

And I was stressing about not wearing red but it didn't matter when he came. My heart skipped a million beats his so cute and Bryan told me that if I wore man utd jersey he comfirm look at me one hahahahaha so true okay!!!!!

And today Huixian and me turned to look at this small boy, who turned to look at us at the same time and he pointed his plastic tea stirrer to Huixian and said "BANG!" or boom or whatever HAHAHAH IT WAS SUPER FUNNY HUIXIAN ALWAYS KANA BULLIED BY KIDS HAHAHAHA!

K, today was awesome and funny and I think we both lost 5kg from laughing so damn much. You must go visit our store at Liang Court k, it's called FBT :D no shit.

AH I AM SO HAPPY HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE
TORRES AND HIS BLONDE HAIR AND HIS ARMS
AND HIS THUMBS UP SIGN HE POSED FOR
EVERYONE AND HIS SLIGHTLY CONFUSED FACE
OHMYWORD.

SHIT I JUST REALISED I GOT A PICTURE OF HIM AND HIS WEDDING RING, DARN DARN DARN.

TORRES, TORRES, TORRES

2009-07-24T23:52:00.003+08:00

I am breathing the same air he is breathing.

HIS IN SINGAPORE HAHAHAHAHA ohmyword ohmyword ohmyword I want go Mandarin Hotel now and crawl up his window!

K I'm too stressed now to blog somemore I need to see his face tomorrow!

It's like some desperate psychological need y'know! Okay you don't but whatever, I'm sleeping early tonight.

I feel sad for people who bought the tickets hahahaha Torres' only playing for 15 minutes which is so sad and I'm not paying 88 bucks to see some small Torres-like figure running around I shall cross my fingers and hope for the best ohmyword I tonight cannot sleep already I can't wait can't waittttttttttt :D

I WANT GO TOPSHOP BUT I NO MONEY :(

2009-07-22T22:07:00.003+08:00

I think that I am damn hardworking even though I slept for like 3 hours just now and I am doing so badly I'll probably go to ITE next year. Hahahaha show you somethang

Sharon: Shucks tell me I can get 8 points:(

Yile: U can get 9 points :)

Sharon: WHY 9!!!!

Yile: Haha torres what

ohmyword I like I love hahahahaha Yile I am very sure you'll marry tennis girl k :D I pray for your luv life HAHAHA. I am vey motivated to do well alr :D listening compre very cool my mcq answers all no A one cool shit right k full marks.

Yes Marilyn I am destined to be with zy his my forever :D
zy do you see this?

I see your face and my heart skips a beat, do you think it'll always be like this?

Made my day :D

2009-07-19T22:47:00.003+08:00

LOOK!

8- says:
not very saggy but still saggy

(L)sharon says:
define saggy

8- says:
means dangling abit la haha

(L)sharon says:
arent balls supposed to dangle
or their supposed to stick there?
whatever
balls are gross

8- says:
why are balls gross! HAHA it produces sperms you know

(L)sharon says:
LOL

8- says:
no sperms no you, you are made from balls

(L)sharon says:
BIG DEAL
HAHAHA

8- says:
MADE IN BALLS
(L)sharon says:
AND YOU ARE MADE IN AN OVARY

8- says:
to an extent yes haha

(L)sharon says:
HAHAHAHAH
THIS IS SO FUNNY
YOU ARE MADE FROM AN EGG

8- says:
LOL i'm not a chick

(L)sharon says:
you came out from a vag :D

8- says:
no i came out from the womb!

(L)sharon says:
you squeezed out of one

8- says:
nonsense
haha, eh i'm laughing -.-

-

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. says:
omg
harry potter's father james potter look so retarded

(L)sharon says:
HAHAHHA
LOL
WHY

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. says:
lol he is bald!

(L)sharon says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHAHAA

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. says:
edward cullen died hahahaha
aka cedric diggory

(L)sharon says:
LOL
HAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. says:
dam sad la

(L)sharon says:
HAHAHHA YOU ARE STUPID TTM

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. says:
lol aiya nevermind

K, I have like totally retarded friends whom I love. And if you are reading this B, you made me laugh so you win k! I pay for your brian damge treatment and your slimming centre bills. Yile, ttm is to the max and I knew what ftw is long time ago k :@ YOU ARE NOOB HAHAHA.

Sian, school tomorrow :( AND I MUST TELL Y'ALL THAT KENTUCKY WASHROOM WHO IS THE GUY THAT MARILYN LIKES ADDED ME ON FB TOO :D HAHAHAHA SORRY HUIXIAN YOU TAKE MINE I TAKE YOURS LIKE THAT FAIR K.

Broken hearts and last goodbyes

2009-07-19T16:43:00.006+08:00

WLAO WLAO WLAO

:@ :@ :@ TMD MAN :@ :@ :@

FREAK LA, STILL KISS SO ER XIN TMD HE MARRY HER NOT ENOUGH AH.

Today's like a bad day, and to top it off I didn't get to see (L) :( :( :( shucks I should be more observant :(

but I bought a lot of new lingerie so I very happy k, lingerie is a very funny word to use hahahaha! And I have new boxers :D hoho goodbye irritating fbts! Abby's brother is really very cute :D I cannot take it!

I think I'm going to study with Lucinda laterrrr :D I want go new creation church man!! I really wanna gooooooo :( and tomorrow got school I very sad :(

k, I still love Torres. It's so typical of him to break my heart though, everyone I love breaks my heart.

I WANT TO WATCH POST GRAD CAUSE GOT ALEXIS BLEDEL (L) (L) (L)

you're my Mona Lisa, you're my rainbow skies

and my only prayer is that you realise

you'll always be beautiful in my eyes

You can sit beside when the world goes down

2009-07-18T23:01:00.005+08:00

K my new instant laugh shit, thanks lele :D

Tell you something very sad k, Harry Potter's not as boomboompowwww as I thought it would be :( but it's very funny and Draco Malfoy is mad cute, :D :D :D
I MISSED MY BOYS OVER FLOWERS, SHIT :@ :@ :@
:(

I can't wait to see Abby tmr :D and her brother, HAHAH
k my day was very boring actually :(

YES MARILYN I WILL MARRY YOU NOW :D

HAHAHA ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU LIKE, I HELP YOU SEEK ATTENTION LEH HAHAHAHA I SHOULD HAVE ADDED MUSHROOM'S NAME THERE TOO CAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER :D
HAHAHAHAHA! AW, YOU'RE WELCOME SWEETCHEEKS :D

k, I go drink water already :D haha

The day we met was like a hit an run
An I still taste it on my tongue

hello world!

2009-07-18T02:54:00.012+08:00

My realisation yesterday, *points up to picture

Techinically yesterday cause now it's 2.56 and I should scram before my mummy comez out and kill me but yeah I think Marilyn's blog is totally awesome and I love it tts, ttc, ttm.

And I so understand now how Domnique feels when I start using the word plox and he doesn't want to use it anymore. The same way I kind of really don't want to use ttc or ttm anymore. The same way I don't really like starbucks or dark mocha frappe anymore.

Gross.

No la, I would love starbucks no matter what, it's dependable, it makes me happy and it'll never let me down. Some people should learn the ways of starbucks,

LOL

LELE YOU SEE THIS? YOU ARE A BIG FAT DOTA PLAYING PIGGGGGGGGGG :@

and lastly,

♥♥♥

Only cheats go back on a promise

2009-07-17T22:05:00.004+08:00

This are photos from Janice's party :D

I don't know whether I posted this photos before but I don't care.
Sigh.
I think I'm in the middle of a mental breakdown HAHA okay la I'm eggzagarating I don't know how to spell. Obviously.
School's a bitch tts and O level's the mother of them all, shucks man. K, I think my sister's keeper's a really good book and y'all should go read it.
I want go shopping for like stuff like pretty stickers, atas pens, rubber bands, story books and the occasional topshop shizz but I ain't got the money.
Sigh,

LUCINDA HELLO I LOVE YOU K, MY LOVE FOR YOU BOUNTIFUL(HAHAHAHA!!) :D SO MUCH SO THAT YOU CAN USE IT TO BUBBLEWRAP YOUR CURRENT ONE K, NO SHIT.

I realised something today! Like Anddddd ohh some things just sucks tts y'know. :/ but I guess, I don't know. I should really be engaged to my amaths textbook right now, instead of Marilyn! HAHAHA, Marilyn loves me la. Her wedding last night was faux, just a cover for the real thing! K, NEWZFLASH: Me and Lucindarahrahh bought atas pens today and mine's called roly poly and her's called roly poly ollie cause they roll.

k, I go talk to people I miss so much already!

It may seem like a short time. But if you took every memory, every moment, if you stretched them end to end-they'd reach forever.
But then again, forever's not that long. In the corner of my world that is.

Restless nights by lullabies

2009-07-14T21:29:00.008+08:00

Life is gooddddddddddddddd,
not -.-
HAHAHA I AM SO CUTE, today got two testz :(
Lucinda ♥ and me went all da way to town and the stupid shop was closed :( I want my damn rubberbands! Darn. My rubberbands very pretty one k, they very shiny will blind you hoho.

I've got a new person on my hitlist :@ Let's call him L k and his right beside ttRV <- Marilyn's new name for her, I HATE L ohmyword I hope that where ever he goes he'll get hit by a six ton truck full of cement and some random car will smash his groin into smitherins. Or some psycho can stab him in the dick and eat his pathetic excuse for a brain and the world will be at peace. At least my world, arhfsadhilfashifahola I hate him it is all his fault and you are stupid. You are cruel and dumb to learn shit from him but I ♥ you :(

Kind of, I ♥ him more :D :D :D

Ohmyword so cute right! His face lights up mine, I cannot take it, his like 20 this year which is so sexy :D

k, tmr got atp man :( shucks k I go mugggg already :D hoho

don't forget :(

boyz over flowerz

2009-07-12T15:52:00.003+08:00

The first one's retarded and the second one is funny ttm I cannot take it.

ŶîĹę ♠ Endless Affliction. said:
i don't know why every1 say megan fox damn hot lol
its like pretty obvious haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL, I need to like go study later :( sobxzxz, Abby's brother is cute ttm ttc ttm I want to marry him but Abby thinks I'm damn gross hahahaha!
Nevertheless I'm on the top of his waiting list, I got first piority cause I knew him he was like five or something so YAY!! :D HAHAHA his really hot.
Ans I very sad I never see L___ in church today :( I like don't see him everyweek one I very sad :(
School tomorrow, so gross so gross so gross but I can use my new hairties I very happy :D

P.S:
IS(interviewer): Who is your favourite sports star?
KB(KIMBUM♥): Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo.

Shucks man, WHY HE DON'T LIKE TORRES! I go brainwash myself to like Ronaldo already :D HAHAHA no la torres too cute already! ♥:D

I want you to want me

2009-07-11T23:54:00.003+08:00

I want to watch 10 things I hate about you! I remember watching like one third of the show eons ago.
Lucinda is crazy, she doesn't like kim bum. SHE IS MAD!

Turn it all around. says:
he looks..
evil
or smth
i dno
his acting not v good HAHAHA
he has this dirty look!
AH NO WONDER YOU LIKE
HAHAHAA
sharon says:
WHAT
WHAT EVIL
WHAT DIRTY LOOK
WHAT
HIS SO CUTE
YOU ARE MAD!!!

Lucinda I think I have to end our friendship.
HAHAHAHAHA, OHMYWORD YOU ARE MAD LUCINDA HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE KIMBUM! HAHAHAHA, no la I still ♥♥♥ you kkk! Hahaha k I go watch boys over flowers already :D :D :D

♥♥♥ KIMBUM ♥♥♥

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans!

2009-07-11T21:05:00.011+08:00

Dobby only wants Harry Potter to be saved!

Ohmyword ohmyword I cannot waitzxzxz to see the new Harry Potter movieeeeeee :D the trailer is cool ttm and Droco Malfoy is handsome ttc look at the photo ohmyword so cute right!

HAHAHA, it's like funny that the main character's such a fugly ugly and his enemy's so darn cute :D ♥♥♥

:( I didn't like go to Abby's house today :( sad face but I studied today :D I very hardworking already and I finished all my homework, hoho. I am very proud of myself :D

I ate alot for dinner, and I'm like eating chocolates now so I know I'm going to be fat soon :( but it doesn't matter anymore, :'(

9.28pm got some very exciting advertisement, HAHAH I can't wait!

Okay Harry Potter is like calling my name, toodles!

Did you regret ever standing by my side? Did you forget we were feeling inside?

Now I'm left to forget about us.

Unconditional, unoriginal

2009-07-11T01:17:00.010+08:00

Meant to be together

Meant for no one but each other

You love me,

I love you harder so.

-♥

Last sunday's photos, which are horribly overdued but whatevahz! I know I look chaoyang in like the photos, :D HAHA

I MET ABBYYYYYYYY TODAY, so I'm very happy :D hahahaha she think's my skirt is super short and I think she looks good in whatever she wears so I'm like super jealous ttc.

And I like dark mocha frappe ttc, hahaha it's really nice and I did some amaths today but chapt 21 is like chaoyang chapter it's hard ttm I think my O levels gg alr.

K, nehmind!

Today is super qing cai :D!! HAHAH I SAW EXCITING THINGS! And I saw jeremy ♥ and I bought new rubberbands which I am heels over head in love with. I am very sad that I cannot tell you all this stuff which I really want to but I can't cause you're not. :(

I am going to Abbys house tmr cause I don't like being at home, and cause I need a study companion and I am going to psycho my mum into buying one more shirt for me :/ shucks k wish me luck!

HELLO X THIS IS RANDOM I KNOW BUT YOU ROCK K DON'T THINK SO MUCH BUT YOU ROCK MY WORLDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS :D

The pleasure's never worth the pain

2009-07-06T02:28:00.001+08:00

I want to rewind every clock.
So the hands of time would move again.
And we could stay in those moments for the rest of our lives.

Blogger's being totally chaoyang so I can't post pictures I have no idea why.
I wore my awesome dress today hahaha I veh sad I can't like show you pictures cause it's really awesome and it's pink and that's why it's awesome.
And I bought another dress but retail therapy is only temporary, in fact it's almost a cheap thrill but it's really not cheap :( my mum scolded me for buying the dress hahaha but it's so nice! I love zara ttc manxz, but I can't shop already cause I really have NO money left. Tmd. Today is like cool cause me and Lucinda both wore dresses to church, Abby is a chaoyang of a pig. And I think I gained another 2kg cause I ate two cupcakes with huge amount of icing so I am fat :( but it's okay cause I have no money to eat already :D
Okay must think of a plan to lure china into going out with me I want see torres I tell you!

Okay starbucks tomorrow, tuition and Lucinda♥'s houseeeeeeeeeeeee.
I love you B and M and H! xoxo, S

sharon says:
i'd drop _______ for a blonde hair blue eyed angmoh guy in a second
no shit!
abby! says:
i won't be able to find an angmoh
sharon says:
yeah true :(
abby! says:
shit
im destined to remain angmoh for the rest of my life.
sharon says:
what
remain angmoh?
abby! says:
i mean single
sharon says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

American guys are distracting :D ♥♥♥ but I'll never be lucky enough to dateeeee one :( okay I go watch family guy already :D kthxbai!

reminiscing

2009-07-04T23:42:00.005+08:00

"Let tomorrow worry about itself"
That's like Abby's favourite thing to say when we stress about not having moolah for the rest of the month. And it works, HAHAHA.
I am seriously bankrupt, like literally. But that's okay, because it means I'll have no money to eat and I can shed numbers off my weighing scale, :D
yay

I finally bought my topshop shizz already, and I'm happy ttc :D :D :D seriously man! Hahaha I can't wait for zara to increase their sales so that I can like psycho my mum into buying me shoes. I very sad that the shorts I wanted don't have my size :( okay whatever.
I've decided that I don't love boys over flowers that much already :(

I just realised that I didn't get the things I was supposed to get according to my shopping list. Shucks.
I decided that my true love is chrysanthemum tea already.
Sorry Huixian, sorry again Marilyn!
HAHAHA

I think I know why you didddddddd.

2009-07-04T01:18:00.003+08:00

Yeah I was pissed, I mean if someone write that about your friend you would be angry too right? You totally would. And she did lead him on, you can't deny that! But seriously if someone said something like that about your friend you'd be pissed too. I know my friend's like that but it's not only his fault! And you were really mean, mean sounds gay but you were like :@:@:@ and I was so pissed because it's not only his fault. And it's not like you had the best relationship before.

do you remember the deserted stairs? We brought life to it, don't you think so?

2009-07-04T00:49:00.007+08:00

Hey nubcake!
Guess what, guess what what what. I betcha don't know what! But it's exciting *wiggles eyebrows
I bought my powder blue skinnys! Hohoho, I found them! Okay technically Lucinda found them but I bought them :D AND I HAVE THEM NOW HAHAHA be happy for me please!
And and and, still got one more! Hahaha this one quite exciting too *wiggles eyebrows again
I heard kittens! HAHAH eh fatty you were right man, they really are loud, like really loud. I heard them from across the road at the bus stop! Hahaha I finally heard kittens, but I didn't call spca :(
dont be disappointed in me! Hahaha I'm so happy I finally heard them, be excited for me k! :D

I love Marilyn Huxian Beryl Lucinda Huiqi Xuanbin Ju and Abbypoh ttm, and BF too, hahaha your initials too funny already!
Today was sajkgaukgfaiua. Hahaha I don't know how to say it, today's not the best day of my life but it should be?
I bought clothes :D hahaha but retail therapy doesn't really work, nothing does actually. I am my best cure cause I'm so kickass!
My phone fell on my head today, :( and as you know my phone weighs a ton. I was hoping for amesia but I got like a sore spot on my head instead. Well you can't always get what you want! Or at least in my case I never get what I want, but I got cherries at home! You have anot?

Y'know, my dad's the best. He really is, and you know he thinks I'm like stupid. HAHAHA must be cause I keep doing badly but yeah he loves me and I love my parents, so I guess I'm lucky like that. Which is really awesome. Yeah, it is.

No photos today, I went out with Lucinda and she's the bombxz too. I have the greatest friends on earth, really! I want group huggggggggg!

And between you and me, I think I just did the impossible ;D
Shh.

P.S: I gained two kg nubcake :( but s'okay, Huixian gained two kg too and I feel better having a friend like her :D

If I had my way, I'll never get over you.

2009-07-03T17:11:00.015+08:00

Littlest things, fall to pieces and my bolster are my life now.
and you still are.
:'(

I LOVE YOU :( I STILL DO I THOUGHT I DIDN'T BUT I DO AND IT TOOK ALL OF THIS TO MAKE ME REALIZE THAT I STILL DO AND THIS SUCKS I CAN'T TAKE IT :'( I REALLY CAN'T BUT YOU CAN AND NOW MY HEART IS IN LITTLE TINY PIECES EMBEDED ON YOUR PALM. You crushed me and it hurts so bad :'( :'( :'(

Rachael McAdams

2009-06-27T20:52:00.006+08:00

I WANT SATS AND SUMMER HOLIDAYS PLOX

Huixian this photo is for you! Hahahaha! Please don't think that I think of you all the time!

Will they like ask to check your passport if I put on the travel declaration form that I went to UK? HAHAHA I told my mum to put then she was like you think your teacher is stupid?

My whole family is like waiting for boys over flowers to come on, I think that's quite funny!

Slept over at Abby's :D :D :D it was a spur of the moment thing. I went there to suntan but I came too late and like thirty mintues into it some huge bitchass cloud went to completely cover the sun with it's huge white ass. So now we're still really untanned and that sucks. We did work till 6, or at least she did. Hahahaha, she is super hard working ttm I must duo duo xue ci! And she burst my pimple for me hahahah! I know it sounds really gross and it is really gross and my pimple was hugeeeeeeee I think it's a mutant.

I am happy :D HAHA, I am going to see kim bum's lovely face soon and I just ate cotton candy and I have collon in the cupboard and I have three bottles of ginger beer in the fridge. I am going to mug tonight, like no shit. I am going to acjc k.

I wish I was as pretty as Abbypohhhhhhhh :(

and Im 45 kg :D yeah baby

2009-06-26T02:28:00.004+08:00

OTHER PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIP YOU CARE WHAT SHIT, go hump yourself if your friend was like this you wouldn't say that would you. Some people shouldn't give other people false hope and not expect the obvious. Bloodyhell, you bitch macfag

:'(

2009-06-25T23:00:00.005+08:00

I feel like a ____ :(
I wish I didn't, but I really am one.

I got shit loadz of homework to do I swear if you pile them up on me I'll be squashed to death. Can someone get attacked by h1n1 so that school wil close down, shuckz man I cannot believe their not closing down school and that's really unfair. I haven go suntanning yet.
I hate O levels man. Everyone in Cambridge should get retrenched or something.

we make sense

2009-06-24T20:49:00.008+08:00

Yo yo yiggady yo

Today was different, hoho. You la! ♥

I want to like watch nyc prep manxz!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY LELE

YOU ROCKXZXZXZX HAHAHAHA (INSERT DISTURBING FACE HERE)

alright, you should go study now and you should like accept my present! Please don't run away when you see me or I will be like :'( :'( :'(! Maybe I should get you new headphones cause I have no moolah to buy you onitsuka tigers :( but what matters is that you're rich right? :D HAHA, okay no link. You're so old you know, 17 :O I miss your british accent :D HAHA, and I can't wait to see who you're waiting for :D PLEASE DON'T F AND R!! :O :O :O HAHAHA, happy belated birthday!!! :D ♥

heh :D

2009-06-23T23:10:00.002+08:00

2009-06-23T22:07:00.003+08:00

Thanks to chaoyang I didn't go to school today so it's not my fault.
I went to Ikea to shop for presents with thx and mtbx in the afternoon and Huixian kept laughing at the gigantic utensils like she's from chaoyang and Marilyn kept pretending that every display home in Ikea is her home and the clothes in the wardrobe are her's and Trevor's. And we discussed who we were going to sit with during prom and we realised that we have no friends, HAHA
from now on I'm going to Ikea to get bithday presents!
Don't trust me has the suckiest music video ever, it doesn't make sense but the song's so cool

2009-06-23T00:07:00.000+08:00

Anyone Else But You

2009-06-22T21:47:00.005+08:00

You're a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

Here is the church and here is the steeple
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage
I want more fans, you want more stage
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

You are always trying to keep it real
And i'm in love with how you feel
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me
So why can't, you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

This is what love sounds like :D

Topshop (L)

2009-06-21T22:00:00.006+08:00

I want all this ttm man I'll get them next month when I have my allowance I'm dying for my damn allowance and July please come and school please close down our fate lies in Junyan's hands now but if school close down then no lessonzx then O levels fail shucks man.

Going to have to wake up super early tomorrow, stabs self five million times I hate waking up early in the morning.

I'm very sad :( :( :( okay I shall go to sleep soon too I think I want sims 3 man.

Father's Day! My mum woke me up at nine to have breakfast with my daddy and I was so sleepy cause I slept at 6 so I skipped church :/ lunch was awesome but fattening, so was breakfast so I'm as fat as lard now okay I'm sleepy.

I want to live in UK and shop at topshop everyday.

2009-06-21T00:59:00.003+08:00

You are infuriating and you are ugly just because you hang out with them does not make you any prettier you ugly copycat i hope you save enough money for plastic surgery because when you do the world will be a better place and no one will ever go blind and maybe people will truly love you you should just wear a paperbag over your head where ever you go

Juno(L)

2009-06-20T22:49:00.002+08:00

I failed to mug today :(

Boys over flowers is nice ttm it really seriously is but Juno rockxz five million times more.

Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Would you shut up?
Paulie Bleeker is as cute as his name :D

Fruit loops

2009-06-20T00:42:00.003+08:00

I want fruit loops give me fruit loops nao plox
Absolute boyfriend on channel u is not like the comic book wo bu xi huan I go call hong nao byebyebye but the absolute boyfriend the robot is like quite cute :D but kimbum is cuter :D :D

2009-06-18T22:38:00.004+08:00

Credits: http://leloveimage.blogspot.com/

YO

2009-06-18T21:36:00.002+08:00

Hello hello,
I made a shopping list and a grocery list last night at like 3 in the morning I'm so meticulous right I'm some cool shit man. I think that I should like celebrate Hanukkah even though I'm not a jew but ohmyword like 8 freaking days of presents then I don't have to worry about lack of money for shopping cuzzzz 8 days of presents okay!!
Hahahaha I want new shoes :(
Oh you know what drag me to hell as like 4 stars can you believe it that's so shitty and I found that that someone has the same shirt as me :( and I love that shirt ttm and she has the same shirt. I don't like.
Beryl is in like camp now so I have to spend two nights alone :'( shuckxzzxz.
Tuition is like boring like I sit there and count the seconds till it's over shucks man I need to study I really never study leh I think I really fail O levels already shucks I'll end up like my cousin in mass comm hahahahah.
I want to go topshop! I want go nao!

BOO

2009-06-18T00:01:00.002+08:00

I'm a brave girl today I watched drag me to hell which is pretty damn daring since I've not laid eyes on a horror movie since I was 9, cross my heart.
And well it was damn scary hahahah I swear it was damn :O :O :O and even though you can predict when you're going get scared you'll still get scared. Or maybe thats just me but I don't understand why people say it's a good show it's just a whole lot of scary with a dumbass ending it's like you go through all that horror for nothing.
But I've grown up :D, here I am in the living room all alone and it's 1205. I think hotel 626 had a worse impact on me which is too cool I'm so brave hoho.

Okay today was fun too :D I had tuition though, :/ and I have tuition tomorrow which sucks I shall mug tomorrow I shall I shall.

Okay toodles!

♥

2009-06-16T00:03:00.002+08:00

Today was ♥

and I did cluster papers and I'm going to watch Ghost of Girlfriend's Past tomorrow which is awesomez.
Life's not so bad after all :D

Rum and raisin!

2009-06-15T00:15:00.005+08:00

You know what love is?

This is love :D HAHAHA, there are supposedly six more pictures but I am a n00b and I accidently deleted them D: sleepover was (L) and I'm going to psycho my mummy to buy me a whole tub of hagen daz rum and raisin icecream cause rum and raisin is love too.

I want more sleepovers man! I am broke :( but I am happy, my ipod is pretty, i got my shorts and a book to read. Yes I am pretty darn happy :D and Abby dishes out really good advice so I'm not psycho anymore :D hahahahaha okay thats it I slept at six yesterday I am super sleepy, thanks to someone you know who you are you baka.

Goodnight, sleeptight :D

Ashley Stymest (L)

2009-06-14T03:46:00.002+08:00

Ash Stymest, my new love :D look at his pretty blue eyes, I'd kill for them.
Isn't he pretty?
Mmhmm, he sure is :)

2009-06-13T01:58:00.002+08:00

While you bitches are at home contemplating on life and why yours sucks, I'm at Abby's homeeeeeeeeeeee :D
no la you're not bitches la
Okay I'm just happy that I'm at Abby's house and I just leant a new word! Step! LOL okay I'm a n00b. I learn from Abby one :D hoho and her brother is hothothot ttm :D

your smug fat face

2009-06-11T20:35:00.004+08:00

Supernatural, supernatural, supernatural :D
coolest show evahhhhhhhh I want watch season fiveeee nao pl0x :( but it's not out yet and season four is overrrrrrrrr :( the ending is stupid ttm it freaking leaves you in suspense which is so unnecessary I cannot wait for season fiveeeeeeeeee :(
Jensen Ackles has greenish brownish eyes :D hoho sexyyyyyyy.
Seasonnnnnnn fiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, going to go study with Lucinda and Siying tomorrowwwww I've not started studying yet :/ shucks.

Psychopatic perversed people should just choke on their dicks and die.

In times like this, wwfsmd?

Today is June 11 I want watch ghost of girlfriend's past!! I want to take pictuuuuuuuuures. I saw a worm while I was bathing today :O I'm lucky like that :(
I want a blackberry :D end of they year kkk I will get my blackberry and I'm going to watch supernatural all over againnnnnn.

Have you seen a fsm? :O

2009-06-10T02:33:00.002+08:00

wwfsmd???

HAHAHAHAH you'll never figure this out in a million years, it's funny ttm :D

smells like love

2009-06-10T00:06:00.002+08:00

Today was slightly less lazy then the past few days, I woke up at 2 :D after my mum called me on my phone to wake me up hahaha I'm kind of glad my parents are back but their not going to let me slepe at five and wake up at four anymore :( and I have to study now. Which I did! Hohoho I did most of westwood's physics paper which I highly suspect is combined physics but it's still tough okay. Ohmyword O levels fail.

Soooooo I've not asked my mum if I could get a cat yet hahaha I doubt she'll say yes :( sad face but yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to wish on my fallen eyelash.

My parents took a crazy amount of photos in Europe and my dad kept secretly taking photos of people hahahaha he took one of this middle aged women in a bikini sitting on the ledge of her window sunbathing hahaha and she's like not so hot hahahahaha. And in Amsterdam they sell the cutest condoms they have condoms whose tips are shaped like an elephant's head complete with the big ears(HAHA) and the trunk, or an alien's head hahah just alot of cool shizz. I want to go to Amsterdam one day it's pretty ttm I'll migrate there or something they sell the coolest things and the prettiest strawberrys and flowers and everyone there travel on bicycles hahaha so cute right!

Alright, I should go sleep soon :D cause sleeping early is healthy yes :D
I miss you truckloads :(

:D

2009-06-09T00:23:00.007+08:00

Mood: MSN-HYPER MODE

HAHAHAHAHAHA STEVEN IS HILARIOUS, WE ARE HI-FOUR NOT TO BE MISTAKEN BY HIGH-FIVE.

KTHXBAI

As quoted from the ohsogreat Steven hahahaha

Steven@ says:
got the high 4 one enuf!
KTHX BAI

sharonchan says:
O.O
OO
O.O
O.O
THE MOUTH RAN AWAY

Steven@ says:
LOL
HAHAHAHAHA
OMG OMG OMG
CALL THE COPS?
"No we sleeping. go away. Nao! Pl0x!"
EYER
Useless police

sharonchan says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH
POINT ME POINT ME!!

Steven@ says:
HAHAHAHAHHAA

HAHAHAHA okay I love :D my parents are back! I got my longchamp bags hohoho but no topshop stufffffff :( neverminddddddddd, they brought back tonxz of sweets so I'm going to be real fat but who cares I have toffees :D

Andandandddddddd I'm going to sleepover at Abby's soon ohmyword I am so excited I miss Abby ttmttmttm :D :D :D it's like our thing, to sleepover every single holiday I really miss Abby I do :(

The thumb ran away cause his a spoiler and he has legs to run hahaha this is group peektuure :D

Okay I'm going to ask my mummy if she will let me have a kitten!

lightbulb moment

2009-06-08T01:46:00.006+08:00

I just thought of something!!!!

:/ ?vole litsl it si ,truhs it fi

hard right :DDDDDDD
hohoho

YOU NOOB

2009-06-08T01:15:00.003+08:00

says:
use delusionising
or whatever it is haha

sharon! says:
HAHAHHAHA
i dont think theres such a word
HAHA

says:
haha nvm i create

sharon! says:
HAHA OKAY
bryan's dictionary

says:
worldwide top-seller

sharon! says:
hahahahaha newsflash: english no longer a world wide language
hahhahhaa

says:
really?
bet you are scamming me again!

HAHAHAHA we were talking about sneakers and I said I like to eat snickers cause their like yummy and it took him 5659879846534seconds to realise what I meant hahahahah okay I am happy again :D heehee

Ten Inch Hero

2009-06-07T22:22:00.007+08:00

Zoheret: Thank you but I don't eat anything that had a mother

Piper: Oh, okay. Um egg salad then?

Zoheret: Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion aren't they? I mean I support the women's right to choose, but I don't suppose anyone asked the chickens before hand

Priestly: Right on :D

Jen: Well, actually since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilized. So techinically you're jsut eating a byproduct in the hen's menstrual cycle.

Priestly: Well, that's certainly appetizing. A hen period salad. That's lovely.

I THINK THAT'S DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAH IF YOU DON'T GET IT THEN WHATEVER LA. Hahahaha eggs are byproducts in the hen's menstrual cycle that's the coolest shit on earth manz.

Anwayzz, Ten Inch Hero is the best show in the whole wide world, cross my heart :D and it helps that Jensen Ackles is in it tooooooooooo :D I LOVE IT I swear it's the greatest show on earth!

And I've decided that if I ever have kidz I'll name them Pletitia and Boaz Priestly hee hee.

Yeap his holding tampons :D I know you want his hair hahahaha

I went marketing with my brother today and bought some really cool cereal hahahaha and oreos :D I love oreos man. AND YAKULT! I love yakult too. And Jensen Ackles :D okay, I'm really happy nowz. I'm going to stuff my face with Vanille Loackers. I saw a cockroach today :S

No hi-5's dude just gimme some love

Johnny Depp!:D

2009-06-06T20:49:00.007+08:00

COOLEST SHIT ON EARTH!!!!!! ohmyword ohmyword I want to waaaaaaaaaaaatch :D Johnny Depp and Channing Tatum you know! :D
And Christian Bale but no one really cares.
Hohoho I am very happy nowwwwww Johnny Depp got new movie :D
Just came back from watching Hannah Montana with my brotherrrrrrrrrr, it was AWESOME. You know why :D CAUSE LUCAS TILL IS DAMN HOT HAHAHAHA his hot ttm and I just found out that his the guy in Taylor Swift's mv you belong with me eh Bryan your favvvvvvvvvvv hahaha his really really cute. And Taylor Swift was in the movie! But like her role was so dumb and everyone was damn shock when she appeared hahahaha so hilarious.

Today is superrrrrrr awesomexz! I woke up at like four and all I ate today was potato chips and m&ns so I'm either going to be very skinny or very fat I like :D you know what else I like? Kittens :D I really want one man :(

Abbybabyyyyyyyy's going to come to church tomorrow :D hee hee I am very happy I miss her ttm :( we're talking about Terminator and how it's damn scary hahahaha it's really damn scary I keep getting shocked but it's a damn nice show :D

I can't wait for PublicEnemies to come outtttttttt Johnny Depp is hands down the best actorrrr on earth :D and I don't know what you're doing, what are you doing???

2009-06-06T01:04:00.000+08:00

HAHAHA she's like pretty ttm!

muackz

2009-06-06T00:01:00.005+08:00

Helloooooo, I love this video manz it's like HOT, Beryl Marilyn and I were like :O when we were watching ahahahaha!
I am possibly one of the worse decision making person you'll ever know. I woke up super late today and was contemplating if I should still go to school for ss lessons but I saw Marilyn's sms and decided to come becauseeeeeeeee she asked me to go.
Scratch that I am the dumbest person on earth and Marilyn is a very bad person.
Anywayz I cabbed to school :( and there was no one there to teach us ss so I went to school for nothing which is stupid ttm. Mr Sem's class was funny hahahha.

Today is hot ttm :( but it doesn't matter I watched Terminatorrrrrrrrrr just nowwwwwwwww with Bradley :D x665465456 and it's a really really really nice show! The cinema was cold as hell :@ I'm going to watch Hannah Montanna moooovie with my brother tmr :D hahahah my parents are coming back next Monday :( Their going to ground me once they see my report card :/

MARILYN! says:
she talk like she some kind of superhero.
wat may the force be with u?!!
may my ass be with her!

I love you Marilynteo :D

YOU sleep so early man why you not online :(

Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil

2009-06-04T22:44:00.003+08:00

CUTE TTM HAHAHAHAHA I WANT A KITTEN FOR CHRISTMAS
I don't like want to go to school tomorrow :( I don't want to like wake up at 640 tomorrow :@ but ss today was so funny ohmyword Mr Yee is constipated hahahaha okay I have nothing to say Megan Fox is a man I can't get over it she's like hot ttm and she's a man LOL
tomorrowwwwwwwwww, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow! You'r always a daaaayyy aaaawayyyyy! Fable (L)

2009-06-04T00:35:00.002+08:00

I used to think that Megan Fox and Britney Spears were two of the hottest shit on earth, and they are. Even though Megan Fox used to be a man, like wth hahahaha she used to be a man and she's 54646848648649498849 times hotter than me hahahaha.
But anyway, hahaha I cannot believe she used to be a man. She's a freaking hot tranny, can you imagine the number of trannys in Thailand who would kill to look like her?
I was going to sleep but now I want to wait for ET to come on cause their interviewing Megan Fox.

2009-06-03T23:20:00.002+08:00

Even though his married I still think that Torres is hot ttm his really cute you know :(
Shucks,
and I know whats wrong alr!
Hohoho, you're too different and I'm too scared. I'm scared because obviously I have a mental problem, I need to be in a straightjacket pronto.
Okay, I love Torres very very much and I hate his wife ttm. She has a hilarious name. I wonder what she's going to name the kid.
I also need to be prettier.

I wanna kiss a girl

2009-06-03T22:42:00.005+08:00

Highlights of my day! Playing games at decoders and yummy cupcakes, I swear the cupcakes were like awesome and they smelled :D

I look too ugly in the rest of the photos so yeah hahaha shit man I need to be prettier :(

today was like fun! Meeting up with Grace was awesome to the max, I love Grace ttm :D I need more time like that you know, and I have longer hair than before wahahahaha which rocks ttm.

Bradley knows Dawn Yang which is cool and ew because she's so plastic and because Bradley knows everybody which is too cool already hahahahah

got school tmr :( how I don't want to freaking wake up at 630 man I just want to sleep the whole day away so I have so much less to think about. Thinking makes my brain tired you see and I always think too much, I need more sleep and less school and no O levels and plastic surgery.

Marilyn knows me too well I cannot take it I said 8 words and she guessed my current deepest darkest secret hahahahah which is so cool and uncool at the same time, shit man.

B-|

2009-06-03T02:46:00.002+08:00

Thank God thank God thank God x565659696746846 I got my old blogskin back :D YAY! I had to re-edit and all that shit but yeah I got it back cause some amazing person used the same basecode :D heh

I'm in a really good mood now, cause I got my old blogskin back and because of this:

(#) says:
Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
THIS IS DAMN SAD

B-l says:
HAHA
torres right!
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

(#) says:
LOL
DAMN SAD
EH SHUTUP NOT TORRES HAHAAHHAHAHAHAA
Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML
LOL

B-l says:
AHAH
see i told you
prevents underage sex HAHA

(#) says:
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

B-l says:
HAHAHA
thats a complimnt to anna

(#) says:
OBVIOSULY

B-l says:
but mean to her friend haha

(#) says:
OBVIOUSLY

B-l says:
obviosuly is funneh haha

(#) says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHA OHMYWORD THIS ONE IS FUNNY
huh whats funny?
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

B-l says:
obviosuly k nvm haha
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(#) says:
TYPO LA
CANNOT AH

B-l says:
can
very funny only
try pronuncing it !

(#)says:
HAHHAAHAHA
OHMYWORD
HAAHAHAA YOURE RIGHT
HAHAAHAHHHAHA

B-l says:
haha see
i made you laugh again i feel pro today
hehe

B-l says:
godly

(#) says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO SICK MAN
I THINK I WILL FAINT IF AN OLD MAN TOUCH ME

B-l says:
then your boyf touch you you will high right! biased ah!
HAHA

HAHAHAHAHA okay hahaha today was sleepy and tonight was funny. I have learnt that I should always save my blogskins. Today was real crummy but I'm happy now HAHA THANKS B-l :D