RUFFLESANDLAYSREDUCESSPERMS:DD

HELLOS.
its been um.
a week!
since i last blogged:)
okae.
so on tues we had geog lesson.
and mr roy tan said that ruffles&laysreducessperms.
HAHAHAS.
cus of the oil they use.
COTTONSEED OIL. but don't worry guys, other oils are safe :) i hope.
HEH.
so now its not that some women are infertile.
IS THEIR HUSBANDS EAT TOO MUCH RUFFLES/LAYS.
wahahas.
then jian wei accused steven of purposely buying lays for him.
hahas.
so next time some guy annoys me i'll stuff lays down his throat:)
HAH.
and make sure he chokes in the process. so not only does he experience a close encounter with death, i'll ruin his future too!(he might feel intense pain in his.um.groin area)
NO ONE WOULD EVER WANA MARRY HIM:)
cus who wants to marry a sperm-less guy?
ooo! than he can go become a gigalo.(did i spell correctly?)
wahahas.
cool right?
okae i know my spelling sucks.

NEXT

english oral was on tues too!
and guess what.
i had ms ray as examiner.
oh.the.horrorhorrorhorror.
scared the shit out of me lah.
and why?
cus she doesn't likes me.
like duuuhh! she keeps picking on me last year la.
SCAAARY.
the whole thing was reeeeally fast.
before i knew it, it was like my turn. =.-'
i waas like squeezing hui xians arm to. um. relieve my tension:)
hahas. she said it felt good anyway!
THAN MY TURN
then i walked over to where she sitted AND GUESS WHAT.
she didn't smile at me.
IT WAS TERRIFYING OKAE.
so the reading was okay la. except my voice kinda cracked.
some stupid poet whose name was so chim.
goethe.
anyone knows how to pronouce?
than picture.
wahahas. i made her laugh.
-OHYEAH and beryl didn't know what the word: depict meant :DD
hahas.
so as i was saying. i made her laugh.
THANK GOD.
so yeah. her tone was much more pleasent :)
i think cus i gave a stupid answer.

i said : i think that crosscountry is a waste of time as one more day of lesson would have been more important.

ok. i didn't mean that! but i didn't know what to saaay! i was like 'um-ing' and 'aah-ing' the whole time la.

ms ray : so you think crosscountry is a waste of time?
me : er yeah. because i don't like running.
ms ray : (laughs)

THANK GOD.
so yeah i just might do quite well? ISERIOUSLYHOPESOOOOOO!
ohyeah. and theres prison break today:))

and so what did i do today? the same la. but yesterday, it was official that the sec 3 express classes were gona have the same recess timing as us! :DD and according to mr poon, they were suppose to be our 'role models' :D
andandand todays bio lesson was FUNFUN&&MOREFUN.
`we poured very diluted hcl into the beaker with our quail's egg inside. than right mine started 'foaming' right away! it was very digusting. with all the green stuff(that was suppose to be the egg shell=.-')floating everywhere. looked like fungi. HAHHAHAS. but the foam, esther concluded was the egg white. it looked like some foam from those lattes.
YUM. then all was left was this egg yolk that was suppose to be pink! :D then we put all our egg yolks into a plastic beaker of water. the egg yolk was damn soft and squishy la! was so fun to play with. but it was damn. um. oily?

:Dloved today. and as far as i'm concern im enjoying my life like how i enjoy strawberry with icing sugaaar.
YUUUM.

and did i mention i absolutely ADORE kisses?