HIGH TEA AT THE MANDARIN HOTEL WORHS

today i had high tea to celebrate my belated birthday(:
and guess where?
THE MANDARIN HOTEL.
only high class people LIKE me go there to have high tea, how exciting(:and the best part was that it was revolving so we went round&round&round!
(:
okay, im exaggarating. anyways, it was revolving rather slowly la. i mean like duhh or else we'd be jumping up and down our chairs la and although that would be ohsofun-imagine marilyn the EIGHTY-THREE year old women/cow humping her own chair-it wasn't all that fast.
ohhwell):
there were plenty of deserts and bread and salad which were all so yummy-looking. like seriously, they looked so good(:loved the icecream and the icecream holder. but the main course sucked. bla. and then, marilyn did the most amzing thing, SHE ATE A SNAIL*claps hand. though i dont know which one is more amazing, the fact that they served snails or marilyn the cow eating a snail. cow eat snail o.o . and marilyn found someone to spend valentines day with! how sweet huh(: his probably younger then her too!
and marilyn was such an embarresment can!.-i learnt today that you should never bring an eight-three year old cow to high tea. ever. and she made the waitress laugh(: and then i interviewed her(: hah1 i might post it here to show you all how fartyy she is.
and then we when we were leaving, marilyn grabbed a bread stick and walked down the stairs.-she seriously think she very kawaiinehs like that. i hope george breaks up with her.

THEN WE WENT TO TAKA AND ON OUR WAY THERE THESE TWO MEN GAVE US A RED PACKET WHICH CONSISTED OF TWO KOTEX ULTRATHIN PADS. like whattheshyt.-and it was two men giving out somemore. the packet is completely red and conmes with a flyer. on the packet, it says : WARNING! you may not remember that you are having your period. i didnt know it was pads you know.-to think i was so excited when receiving it. but they gave two la(: how nice of them.
AND GUESS WHAAAAT?!
we saw to men, one dark, one light. the dark one was short whilst the light one was tall and three of their fingers were interlocked together.
o.o
o.o
o.o
wow, i mean it was like in the middle of a throng of people in orchard road; i am impressed(:
and then, since we collected like flyers, we decided to try and give them out, beryl's stupid idea. NO ONE WANTED TO TAKE MY FLYERS. MAKES ME SO SAD):
and then marilyn had to grab a flyer and gave it to this person WHO ACCEPTED. QI SI WO LE. hmph. i am not happy.
then we raced to far east & THE OHSOGREAT&ADORABLE NORAHS AND LYREB WON1*cheeers! like of cos we won! duhh.
then the stupid house of condom only allowed people above the age of 23 to go in. i have to wait for 22 more years before i can step in. that makes me ohsosad):
AND ARMANI SELLS ONE WEIRD WHITE COTTON BLOUSE FOR $1,790.-
so cheap right? like whattheshyt la, my bag worth 10k le worhs.
HAHAHAHAHA.
so my day was great(:and xuanbin is sexyy.

unknown, stop your spamming. its irritating and its taking up MY space . and dont copy other people's name leh, unknown was used once by this fatass(:


BYEBYE people(:

nights!