L'S BIRTHDAYYYY

todays L Lawliet's birthday! :D
his like twentythreeeee! how sexyy, i lurrrve 23year old guys (:

Steps

1. First, try not to smile too much. You can smile, but not so often and not so happy. Just a little smile, to show that you are in a good mood.
2. Read a lot. L is very clever and smart, so you have to be that too. (i love smart guys!)
3. Sit in a strange manner. If you dont like to sit the way L always is sitting, its all right! Just sit weird. (if you dont sit like L youre not L-like)
4. Bite in you fingers and touch your lips often.
5. Keep a neutral look on all the time.
6. If something suprises you or anything like that, dont show it! Lets say someone's telling you that you're ugly. Dont begin to shout and them and say that their ugly too, just look at them and say "Maybe", and then walk away.
7. Walk like an old man. That means, lean a little forwards while walking. (WHAT OLD MAN?!)
8. Try to look tired most of the time.
9. Eat a lot of sweets and drink hot drinks, like coffee or warm chocolate.
10. Be sure to eat your sweets in a weird way.
11. Use spoons when you eat.

The mindset:

1. Observe everything with the utmost detail.
2. Question everything and think it through.
3. Meditate everyday and do stress relief to allow yourself to have a clear mind.
4. Get good grades in school and surpasses all other people to the nth degree.
5. Study every second possible.
6. Be extremely worldly.
7. Get projects, and everything done in a weird way and exceptionally great.
8. Space out and Daydream.
9. Be meticulously about everything.
10. Hold things strangely.
11. Contemplate how you move and consider why you move that way and how it helps.
12. Be extremely focused when required.
13. Be a team player when needed but prefer solitary.
14. Accept things simply and contemplate it.
15. Practice self mastery and emotion control.
16. Be extremely knowledgeable of history, art, law, etc. etc.
17. Practice some martial arts.
18. Be flexible.
19. Seem relaxed but ready at all times.

THE LOOK (If you also want to look like L):(Both Genders)

1. If you have very long hair, cut it. It should be a little past your neck though. It should also be kind of messy. If you already have short hair, dye it black if it isn't already and make sure its messy. (messymessy! i love messy! i love L!)
2. Dye your hair black. It HAS to be black. Everything else isn't "L-esque". (BLACK :D)
3. Wear white shirts, slightly loose, but not TOO loose.
4. Wear jean bottoms that are somewhat baggy. If you're a girl, they can be pants or skirts but preferably pants. (oh please, girls cant be L-ishh. they cant be as handsome or charming as him)
5. Yes, you have to wear makeup. Sorry, but that's how it is. Just use a little black eyeliner, thats enough.
6. Don't wear shoes indoors unless its absolutely required.

Tips

• Do everything this article has told you.
• If you are not familiar with L but would like to act like him, etc., you should watch Death Note to get to know him better. (L is un-imitatable)

Warnings

• Don't obsess on the sweets. This is reality and you are a real person, not an anime character! (NOT TRUE) Unlike L, you can gain weight from adopting his diet.
• You could lose some friends. (its worth it :D)
• If you have a broken leg bone, brittle bones, or can cut off circulation to your legs sitting like L, dont try to sit like him. (if you have a broken leg, youre a loser and you cant be L cause L doesnt break his legs)

(hahaha! i find this part so stupiddd! this shows how superior L is!)

Things You'll Need

• Black hair/hair dye
• Black eyeliner
• A long sleeve white shirt
• Jeans

I LOVE L LAWLIET :D
im going to call my son Lawliet