america love!

why can't i live in america then at least dating ugly guys there won't be a problem because there are NO ugly guys there. none, nada, zero. i really don't see what the BIG deal is its the twenty-first century not the 1960s i don't wear corsets and big puffy pink dresses so what is wrong huh huh huh hellllooooo twenty first centuryyyyyyyyyyyy. ohgosh bring me to america pronto!