life sucks, then you die

WHY
why why why why why is MILEY CYRUSfemale slut extrodinare presenting with MICHAEL PHELPS on VMA. WHICH IS ON FREKAING 0930 EST WHAT THE HELL IS EST AND WHEN IS 0930 EST AND ANYONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WATCH VMA ON TELE WILL YOU HELP ME RECORD THE MICHAEL PHELPS PART ONLY.
oh gosh why miley cyrus of all people faints and curls up in own blood she takes pictures of herself that excites phaedophiles from around the world and she and my favourite jonas brothers talk about their sex life via email. which is mucho lame and stupid because firstly talking about your sex life via email is a BIG turn off and secondly WHAT SEX LIFE?!?!?! their freaking fifteen and supposed to be innocent virgins crooning their young hearts out.
gross.
which brings me back to the point, WHY IS SHE ALLOWED TO PRESENT WITH MICHAEL PHELPS?! WHY WHY WHY DO I NOT HAVE FREAKING CABLE ON MY TELE.
my
life
sucks
life sucks, then you die. awesome, i cant freaking wait.
i thought miley cyrus was supposed to be some role model, now fifteen year old girls from all over the world are going to post scanty pictures of themselves online and talk about their sex life via email. ohgosh im turning fifteen.
is this why we have sweet sixteen?