Can't read mah poker face cuz u suxx

Look.

I saw this photo and got a friggin' shock of my life.

MY BROTHER CAN ROLL HIS TONGUE INTO A U SHAPE

WHAT THE HELL MAN NOT FAIR CAN I CAN'T DO IT FOR NUTZ I'VE TRIED HOLDING MY TONGUE BEFORE AND IT DOESN'T WORK

TMDTMDTMD

And now my mum can do it too no fair I shall ask my dad tomorrow and blame him for his lousy genes man!! Why I cannot do huh!!!

Add to my stress level man

and everyone, I repeat, everyone can snap their fingers and whistle! SO SICK I CAN'T. Everyone as in Hong, Tan and Teo. But whatever manz they all whistled and snapped their fingers in front of me today tai guo fen le I can't do shit man I feel untalented.

Today amathz ph4il

aaahhhhhhh dumbass exams they screw with my brain.

There's still maths and amaths and chem and physics and history. Great. My brain is going to explode in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Boom.

Friggin' hell man, and I don't know if its going to work out :( I don't know how I feel anymore! How! Beryl Hong how!! Its like I can't do stuff like that. I'm not sure about everything I'm a pile of mixed emotions (laugh here: hahaha) I don't know why. I don't know maybe I don't maybe I do whatever the case its your fault.

How can it be mine?

Whatever manz, today the bus came super late thank God for exams man if I was late one mre time I'd be suspended. Thats mad crazy.

I want my pop tarts and silk pronto.

I want to learn how to whistle and twist my tongue into a figure 8 so that I can impress and amaze my fwenxz.

Just like spongeboob.