Wednesday, June 3, 2009

B-|

Thank God thank God thank God x565659696746846 I got my old blogskin back :D YAY! I had to re-edit and all that shit but yeah I got it back cause some amazing person used the same basecode :D heh

I'm in a really good mood now, cause I got my old blogskin back and because of this:

(#) says:
Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
THIS IS DAMN SAD

B-l says:
HAHA
torres right!
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

(#) says:
LOL
DAMN SAD
EH SHUTUP NOT TORRES HAHAAHHAHAHAHAA
Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML
LOL

B-l says:
AHAH
see i told you
prevents underage sex HAHA

(#) says:
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

B-l says:
HAHAHA
thats a complimnt to anna

(#) says:
OBVIOSULY

B-l says:
but mean to her friend haha

(#) says:
OBVIOUSLY

B-l says:
obviosuly is funneh haha

(#) says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHA OHMYWORD THIS ONE IS FUNNY
huh whats funny?
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

B-l says:
obviosuly k nvm haha
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(#) says:
TYPO LA
CANNOT AH

B-l says:
can
very funny only
try pronuncing it !

(#)says:
HAHHAAHAHA
OHMYWORD
HAAHAHAA YOURE RIGHT
HAHAAHAHHHAHA

B-l says:
haha see
i made you laugh again i feel pro today
hehe

B-l says:
godly

(#) says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO SICK MAN
I THINK I WILL FAINT IF AN OLD MAN TOUCH ME

B-l says:
then your boyf touch you you will high right! biased ah!
HAHA

HAHAHAHAHA okay hahaha today was sleepy and tonight was funny. I have learnt that I should always save my blogskins. Today was real crummy but I'm happy now HAHA THANKS B-l :D

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